Wednesday, October 30, 2013

28 Days of Night

What compelled me to watch 60 vampire films in the first 28 days of October I can't say, but here's a list of what I viewed. The titles in red are high recommends. The ones designated with little vampy teethmarks (**) should be doused in holy water, decapitated and buried in unconsecrated ground - in other words, avoid at all costs. The content variety in many of the old vampire movies out there really impressed me and even the average ones had something interesting to offer.

Crypt of the Living Dead aka Hannah Queen of the Vampires (1973)
Best thing about it - Andrew Prine
5.25/10

The Return of Dracula (1958)
Best thing about it - the 50's-type Father Knows Best aesthetic
6.25/10

**The Vampire (1957)
Worst thing about it - misleading title, he ain't a vampire
4/10

Kiss of the Damned (2012)
Best thing about it - Cassavetes' stylish retro look and direction
6.5/10

Kiss of the Vampire (1963)
Best thing about it - unique method for fighting vampires employed at the end
6.25/10

The Vampires' Night Orgy (1974)
Best thing about it - the unusual dinner entree
5.75/10

Dracula  (1931)
Best thing about it - Dwight Frye as Renfield
8.25/10

Nosferatu (1922)
Best thing about it - Murnau's stark direction
7.5/10

The Devil's Gravestone (2010)
Best thing about it - the stylish direction saves an otherwise middling film
5.5/10

Santo vs. the Vampire Women (1962)
Best thing about it - Santo, of course
6/10

**Atom Age Vampire (1960)
Worst thing about it - another bait and switch non-vampire movie
4/10 

**Vampire's Embrace (1991)
Worst thing about it - Troma stench
2.25/10

**Through Dead Eyes (1999)
Worst things about it - the terrible script and watching Doohan slum it
4.25

**Incense for the Damned aka Bloodsuckers (1970)
Worst things about it - wastes Cushing, Macnee and Woodward, plus it's completely incoherent
3/10

Blood Thirst (1971)
Best thing about it - world's only Filipino noir/horror film
6.25

**The Moth Diaries (2011)
Worst thing about it - uninspired script
4/10

**Vampire of Quezon City (2006)
Worst thing about it - one-note homemade torture porn
0.75/10 (not gonna even give it a 1)

Vampire Hunter D (1985)
Best thing about it - gothic sci-fi/horror
6.75/10

Vampire Hunter D - Bloodlust
Best things about it - the animation and extra hunter characters in the story
7.75/10

Blood (2009)
Best thing about it - Aya Sugimoto is one good-looking older lady
5.5/10

Dracula's Great Love (1972)
Best thing about it - as in all Naschy's films, his shoulders and chest
5.75

Female Vampire (1973)
Best thing about it - the little flappy bat hood ornament on her car
5.5/10

Dead Heist (2007)
Best thing about it - non-heavy handed sense of humor
6.75/10

Scream Blacula Scream (1973)
Best thing about it - Sorry Pam, William Marshall owns in this
6.5/10


Count Yorga, Vampire (1970)
Best thing about it - um, Michael Murphy, I guess
5.5/10

The Return of Count Yorga (1971)
Best things about it - the Santa Ana winds and a vampire home invasion
6.25/10

Blood is the Color of the Night (1964)
Best thing about it - very nice use of color tinted filters throughout
6/10

**Just the Vampire Hunter (2012)
Worst thing about it - found footage aspect is used an excuse not to show action
2.5/10

Nightmare in Blood (1978)
Best thing about it - unabashed love letter to horror films aspect
6.75/10

Leptirica (1973)
Best things about it - rural setting and fairy tale quality
6.75/10

Blood & Donuts (1995)
Best things about it - Justin Louis' Christopher Walken impression, Cronenberg's deadpan
7.25/10

The Night Stalker (1972)
Best things about it - Barry Atwater's creepy vampire and his trashy house
8/10

**Subspecies (1991)
Worst thing about it - the lead actresses were terrible and had no screen presence
4.75/10

Bloodstone: Subspecies II (1993)
Best things about it - Hove and Duff
6.75/10

Bloodlust: Subspecies III (1994)
Best things about it - Hove and Duff again
6.25/10

Subspecies 4: Bloodstorm (1998)
Best thing about it - Hove is still feeling it
5.75/10

**Children of the Night (1991)
Worst thing about it - tries for comedy, horror and action and achieves none of them
3.75/10

Devils of Darkness (1965)
Best thing about it - wants to be a Hammer film
Worst thing about it - it isn't a Hammer film
5/10

House of Dark Shadows (1970)
Best things about it - Frid. The production value is markedly better than the TV show's.
7/10

Vampire Journals (1997)
Best things about it - the lush set dressing and beautiful photography
5.75

Near Dark (1987)
Best things about it - Bigelow's direction and the script
8.25

Night of the Devils (1972)
Best thing about it - the ending
7.5/10

The Velvet Vampire (1971)
Best thing about it - the 70's-ness of it all
6/10

Lips of Blood (1975)
Best things about it - the story, theme and atmosphere
8/10

Vampires in Havana (1985)
Best things about it - the cheeky sense of humor and anti-capitalist theme
6.5/10

**The Crypt of the Vampire (1964)
Worst things about it - the dull lead actress and slow pace
4.75/10


**A Nocturne (2007)
Worst thing about it - its artistic pretensions
3.75/10

Horror of Dracula (1958)
Best thing about it - Cushing vs Lee throwdown
7.5/10

Dracula's Daughter (1936)
Best thing about it - Gloria Holden all night long
7/10

Drácula (1931)
Best thing about it - Carlos Vallarias' gleeful portrayal of The Count
7.5/10


Son of Dracula (1943)
Best things about it - bayou setting and double dealing femme
6.25/10


House of Dracula (1945)
Best thing about it - hunchback lady nurse
5.75/10


Dawn (2003)
Best thing about it - story concept
5.5/10


Nosferatu the Vampire (1979)
Best things about it - Klaus and Werner
7.75/10


Habit (1995)
Best thing about it - ambiguous nature of Anna character
9/10

Twins of Evil (1971)
Best things about it - sexy Collinson twins, pious Cushing
7.75/10

Stake Land (2010)
Best thing about it - Nick Damici
8/10

Vampyres (1974)
Best thing about it - eroticism, atmosphere and horror are all accomplished
7.75/10

Let the Right One In (2008)
Best thing about it - Eli
9.25/10

**Blood: The Last Vampire (2009)
Worst thing about it - annoying American characters
4.5/10







Monday, October 21, 2013

Proto Meta Mega Horror


It was meta decades before Wes Craven's Scream. It was a loving homage to the horror genre years before Joe Dante's Matinee. It featured monster-battling fanboy protagonists long before Fright Night, Popcorn or even Neon Maniacs. Hell, it even had a 13-year old Fred Dekker as a fan extra in a convention scene. And it's gone virtually unnoticed by everyone, including me - a horror fan, former Bay Area resident and one of the few people around old enough to have watched John Stanley on Creature Features back in the day.

***

For October, I decided to watch nothing but vampire movies all month long as an excuse to revisit some classic favorites, maybe find some obscure gems, and hopefully, reassure myself the sub-genre still had something to offer. Over two dozen movies in, after pulling a Bob Kelljan hat trick with Scream Blacula Scream and his two Count Yorga movies, and suffering through two incredibly amateurish pieces of homemade junk called Just the Vampire Hunter and Vampire of Quezon City, I was beginning to despair. Sure, I had revisited the great 1931 version of Dracula and discovered the sequel to Vampire Hunter D to be even better than the original, but had yet to be rewarded with that special kind of off-the-radar film often found in these sub-genre scavenger hunts. However, I soon stumbled upon a movie that, although not great, was nevertheless made with the love that can only come from a true fan of the horror genre.


1977's Nightmare in Blood captured my attention at the outset with what looked to be the climax of a Hammer film featuring a fight between a vampire hunter and his quarry. As the camera pulled back on the action and the shot switched to the inside of a movie theater, where the projectionist was then killed, I realized I was seeing one of the great, unsung meta moments in horror movie history. And if that wasn't self aware enough, one of the titles on the theater's marquee was the name of the film I was currently watching. Suck it, Craven. The film continued on from there to be an outright love letter, not only to the horror movie genre, but to horror comics and conventions as well. At a time when conventions were in their infancy, comic books were dime-a-piece disposable rags and people who loved horror films were considered weird or disturbed, Nightmare in Blood, was an unabashed, self-aware, prescient, mash note to the fans.


Directed by former Bay Area KTVU Creature Features host, John Stanley, Nightmare in Blood, wears its horror-loving heart on its sleeve, and although the references may seem obvious to even casual fans, it feels so good to see and hear them dropped throughout the entire film. From the wall to wall movie posters, to a horror comic history slideshow primer, to mentions of Price, Lee, Lugosi and Karloff, it never grows old or gets laid on too thick. There's a humorous undertone to the film, but it's all in the spirit of fun and entertainment which is ultimately the movie's message.


The story is set at a San Francisco horror convention and involves three organizers, a Vincent Price-like icon, a horror-hating film critic/crusader, a zen-like comic book store owner and a Jewish vampire hunter. It's not a spoiler to reveal that the horror movie icon, Malakai (played with Price-like gusto and appropriate method diva-ness by Jerry Walter), is actually a vampire who intends to kill while at the convention with the help of his pseudo-publicist henchmen, BB and Harris. The convention organizer characters are refreshingly mature, grown-ups instead of the typical obnoxious teens that are ubiquitous in modern horror and are played by Barrie Youngellow as Cindy, Dan Caldwell as Professor Seabrook and John Cochran as Scotty. The best known actor in the film is Youngfellow, who co-starred in the long running 80's sitcom, It's a Living and did a lot of guest spots on shows during the 70's. She's quite likable and spunky in a role she won out over Suzanne Somers. While Youngfellow and Walter are the class of the ensemble and clearly the most experienced, there are fun, if unpolished performances put in by others as well including Justin Bishop as the anti-horror crusader, Dr Unworth.


The production is a low budget, indie affair and that's where its achilles heel is evident - the film looks like an inexpensive mid-70's production with cheaper film stock, unreliable lighting, poorly looped ADR and the occasional rough editing. The tone is whiplash-inducing with characters like a dopey theater usher (complete with his own goofy theme music) occupying the same cinematic space with a grim story about the holocaust and some brutal murders. The pacing is similarly uneven and bogs down at times with an ending that moves maybe too fast. The film does benefit mightily though from many of the San Francisco and Oakland locations like the old coastal artillery emplacements in the hills near the Golden Gate Bridge, the Rialto theater and the KTVU studios. The script by Stanley and Kenn Davis is very knowing and not only includes all kinds of hat tips to horror, but is humorously prescient when it derides its critics in the form of Dr Unworth, the convention protester/crusader and author of the fictitious anti-comic book tome "The Rape of the Young Mind". Also way ahead of its time was the inclusion of Jedi-like/comic book guru character, Gary, who drops wisdom like, "Men will turn to ashes, comics will prevail."


All in all, its a very flawed film, but its heart is in such the right place and it got there so long before anyone else, it's very difficult not to forgive the missteps and feel a tremendous amount of affection and respect for it.
Score 6.75/10




Thursday, October 3, 2013

Cherry picking The Fabulous Forties


I recently polished off Mill Creek's Fabulous Forties 50 movie box set and was quite surprised by the lack of filler or outright duds. That's not to say it didn't benefit from a complete absence of mediocrity as evidenced by the presence of films featuring bland fictional characters like Dr. Kildare, The East Side Boys, Dick Tracy and Ronald Reagan, but there were a surprising number of near classics and interesting anomalies. So with apologies to Kim Jee-Woon, here are The Good, The Bad, The Weird and The Honorable Mentions of The Fabulous Forties set...

The Good

Guest in the House (1944) 
My love affair with director John Brahm continues in this unsung little psychodrama that was made just prior to his masterpiece, Hangover Square. The main attraction is an over-tightly wound performance by a young, scrumptious Anne Baxter as Evelyn Heath, the patient/romantic interest of Doctor Dan Proctor (Scott McKay). As the story opens, Doctor Dan has brought Evelyn home to meet the family for the first time as a prelude to marriage. However, an early indicator that all is not well in Evelyn-world comes when a young female relative attempts to stroke Evelyn's cheek after complimenting her on her beauty and Evelyn recoils in revulsion and yells at the child not to touch her. Nope, nothing wrong here at all. The story drags on a bit early as characters are introduced, but once the machinations kick in by Baxter's character, the fun begins. Ralph Bellamy, who was one suave gent in his prime, plays the elder, married brother of Dr Dan and spends the movie trying to deflect some very unwanted attention from Evelyn. The melodramatic aspects of the film reaches campy levels on occasion but Brahm's stylish, atmospheric direction keeps it from spinning out of control and almost makes you forget the entire film takes place only in the family's house.
Score 7.5/10




The Strange Love of Martha Ivers (1946)
Previously on my list of shame of unseen greats, the incredible cast alone merits an immediate watch but this is also an excellent blend of noir and melodrama with an intelligent script by Robert Rossen. Both Kirk Douglas and Van Heflin take on uncharacteristic roles - normally they would have been given each other's part - but they're both still outstanding. Lewis Milestone's direction is competent but it's the script and actors that make this one a classic.
 Score 8.0



The Red House (1947)
This is an understated American gothic thriller with some disturbing psychosexual overtones that stars Edward G Robinson. Despite Delmer Daves very perfunctory and uninspired direction, the film works mostly because of the taboo undercurrents in the script that exist between Robinson's farmer, Pete, and his adopted daughter, Meg, who is played with doe-eyed earnestness by Allene Roberts. Roberts is very good in this role and spends a great deal of the movie looking wounded with tears threatening to spill out of her eyes at any given moment due to her character's confusion over Pete's behavior. It's surprising that such a young inexperienced actor is able to hold her own when sharing the screen with Robinson. Unfortunately, the same can't be said for Lon McCallister who gets blown off the screen repeatedly whenever he's in a scene with Robinson and is easily the weakest presence in the film. Julie London and Rory Calhoun co-star in early roles and are both quite enjoyable as the bad boy and wanna-be bad girl. And finally, the great Judith Anderson plays against type as the compassionate sister of Pete. The movie does well in building up the mystery and tension between Pete and Meg and is surprisingly frank at one point when Anderson's character asks Meg if Pete has put his hands on her. Strong stuff for 1947. There were problems, however, in the creation of atmosphere. The day for night shooting was readily apparent to the point of distraction and there were wasted opportunities at the end when we finally get to the red house and it just doesn't look that imposing or scary. Overall though, the film is an engaging old-school, gothic melodrama with really good performances by Robinson and Roberts.
Score 7.25



D.O.A. (1950)
Fast-paced noir that never takes its foot off the pedal as Edmond O'Brien seeks to find out who poisoned him and why. Simple, straightforward storytelling with the only flaw being an annoying slide-whistle when the ladies walk by.
Score 7.5



The Last Chance (1945)
Believable story involving two WWII POWs who escape from a train in Italy and attempt to make their way to the Swiss border. The realistic nature of this one caught me off guard, but unlike Rossellini's War trilogy, there are some Casablanca-like sentimental moments that will bring a tear to your eye as well. The fact that there are no big recognizable stars is a plus and the settings seem to be the real locations, again echoing Rossellini's work. It misses a couple of opportunities to go very dark, but is nevertheless far from the average feel-good war movie of the era. Films like this are the reason I buy Mill Creek sets.
7.75


The Bad

This is the Army (1943) 
I know it's not fair to pick on a propaganda film from this era whose heart's in the right place, but this was one of the most overly sentimental, dull, unimaginative and yet overblown productions I've seen. Ronald Reagan, who may have had charisma for a politician, is a complete charm void as an actor and helps scuttle the film towards the end that features a smarmy romance and a climactic musical number involving a bunch of army guys marching around to an uninspired Irving Berlin tune. The shockingly offensive minstrel number (I know, it was a different time, but when one of the characters asks rhetorically "Who says minstrel shows are outdated?" you know stuff like this was way past its expiration stamp even then.) just one more nauseating thing to be endured in this wildly dated affair. I can get on board with a little blind patriotism and can even overlook a some era-appropriate racism, but wow. Ironically, the only real entertaining musical number comes from Joe Louis' African-American pals who unfortunately have to display their considerable skills against a stereotypically offensive mural backdrop.
Score 3.0


Cheers for Miss Bishop (1941)
I usually get annoyed when people criticize a film for what it isn't, but I will now proceed to do just that. However, I do think a film about a dedicated teacher should spend more than a few seconds showing that person actually teaching or interacting with her students in some meaningful way. Films like Stand and Deliver and Mr Holland's Opus show their respective teachers making a connection and actually teaching. In Cheers for Miss Bishop, the school and students are merely a backdrop for the titular character's love life. It's just a given that she's a great teacher but we never see why and it seems unrelated to her personal life to a large degree. I have nothing against romantic movies but this one seemed a bait and switch focusing solely on the soap opera aspects to the exclusion of all else. Plus, the character is just not that engaging nor her affairs that intriguing to hold interest for a story which spans almost her entire adult life. Martha Scott as the lead is fine, I blame the lazy, Harlequin script on this one. 
4.75



The Town Went Wild (1944)
Utter predictability is death to comedy and I could see every comic beat coming a mile away in this 40's screwball picture. The movie plays it safe as well teasing the audience with a possible incestuous relationship we know will never materialize. The characters are overly broad and the situation not as clever as it thinks. Even my love for Edward Everett Horton didn't help me through this groaner. The only joke punch that landed with me was the lodge member with the incredibly huge moose head-hat.
Score 4.0

The Weird

Li'l Abner (1940)
I was ready to hate on this thing like no one's business when I began watching. I'm not a fan of any of Al Capp's work and a live action version of dumb, grotesque hillbillies cavorting around the fictional land of Dogpatch seemed anything but appealing. But a weird thing happened about halfway into this, I actually started to enjoy and even admire it. Like Altman's Popeye, the film meticulously recreates the cartoon's world in every ridiculous aspect and the actors go for broke as well in their portrayal of the incredibly goofy characters. Mona Ray and Johnnie Morris as Li'l Abner's parents, Pansy and Lucifer, are particularly good and weirdly convincing. Though the movie is as dumb, obvious and predictable as its source material, it nevertheless has a certain charm and entertainment value.
5.75




That Uncertain Feeling (1941)
Burgess Meredith steals married Merle Oberon away from her husband, Melvyn Douglas. That's how weird this Ernst Lubitsch comedy is. Oberon's character, Jill Baker, gets convinced by her psychiatrist that she's bored with her marriage and she decides to have a fling with snooty artist Alexander Sebastian (Meredith). I'm not entirely sure what the message of the film was suppose to be (having a fling with a short pretentious snob will make your marriage stronger?) but I kind of liked its nonsensical wackiness. Plus, the leads were really enjoyable particularly Oberon who never fails to captivate.
Score 6.5



The North Star (1943)
This one is strange in a variety of ways. First, it's an American studio propaganda film with Russian characters as the heroes. Second, it begins as a very lighthearted, feel-good musical before the Nazi's show up and put the brakes on the fun. Third, it was later deemed subversive by The House Un-American Activities Committee (ya, but weren't we allies with the Soviet Union when the film was made?) 
Setting aside the over romanticization of the peasant's lifestyle in the movie, it is a fairly accurate and rare take on the Nazi invasion of the USSR. The self-imposed scorched earth policy and the examples of Nazi brutality actually did occur and I was surprised that this movie went there after starting off so light and breezy but it certainly made its point effectively. As far as the commie "subversiveness" goes, you really need to break out a large magnifying glass to see it. The only things I noticed were a brief shot of the hammer and sickle flag and one or two uses of the word "comrade". I think what probably irritated Tailgunner Joe and his boys was a reminder that we couldn't have beaten the Nazi's without the heroic Ruskies.
The quality of the film is well above average with some able direction by Lewis Milestone who also made All Quiet on the Western Front and the previously mentioned The Strange Love of Martha Ivers. The cast is solid also with Anne Baxter, Walter Houston, Dana Andrews and Walter Brennan in the lead roles. Although it falls victim to a bit too much sentimentality and a traditional-for-the-era ending, it's still a very interesting trip to a place and time rarely visited by western audiences.
7.0

Honorable Mentions


Pot O' Gold (1941) A poor but happy music shop owner moves to the city to help his rich but miserable uncle. Leading roles in movies like this were taylor-made for Jimmy Stewart. 7.0


 My Man Godfrey (1936) Mill Creek kind of cheated with the inclusion of a 30's movie in a 40's set but I'm glad they did as William Powell is very dry but likable and Carole Lombard is appropriately daffy in this enjoyable screwball comedy. 7.5


Shock (1946) Modest, somewhat predictable thriller, but when has Vincent Price ever been less than awesome? 6.75


His Girl Friday (1940) I can't stand Cary Grant, but Rosalind Russell steals this film and dominates throughout with her fast-talking and comic timing. 7.25

Wednesday, September 11, 2013

The Day the Clown Died


"It was bad, bad, bad. It could have been wonderful, but I slipped up."
-Jerry Lewis commenting on The Day the Clown Cried 

No cinephile among us can resist the lure of an obscure film. Whether it's rumored to be a masterpiece or epic failure, there's something irresistible about an unseen or rarely viewed movie. It's why new releases, no matter how critically panned, always get at least a few adventurous viewers. It's why old movies, no matter how commercially unsound, never fade away completely. Hardcore fans just love the road less traveled, even if it's purported to be bumpy.
Recently, I've been going through Edward L Cahn's directorial catalog focusing specifically on his prolific and diverse genre work from 1955 to 1962. In this 7-year period, he made just shy of 50 b-movies, mostly for AIP, including westerns, horror, sci-fi, crime and family dramas. Cahn's films will never be considered great, or even good, but they are expectation breakers that do surprise, albeit mildly, for their better than average pacing, structure and execution. What set his work apart from other run-of-the-mill low budget filmmakers of the era is his consistently solid technical skills. Despite his immense output, none of Cahn's efforts appear slapdash, muddled, padded or error-riddled as is often the case of cost-conscious genre films from this era. The stories are formulaic and somewhat predictable, but Cahn's It! The Terror from Beyond Space, which concerns a monster loose on a spaceship, predated Ridley Scott's Alien by two decades, and Invisible Invaders, featuring slow-walking, non-voodoo zombies beat George Romero to the punch as well. However, I think Cahn's biggest strength is his well-paced, lean and to-the-point style which probably stems from his early background as an editor on major productions in the twenties. There's often an efficiency in storytelling that occurs in Cahn's films that speaks to his directorial ability to pre-edit his work a la John Sayles. His technical gaffs are limited as well which is surprising considering the speed, quantity and inexpensiveness of these productions. Though the stories are often straightforward presentations of their given sub-genre and the budgets are limited, the quality of execution and streamlined style of Edward L. Cahn always makes his features eminently watchable and pleasantly engaging. To be sure, none of his films will ever make any 'best of' lists, including my own, but they continue to surprise by how terrible they aren't.


I have to be honest. When I see a single-digit number of user ratings in IMdB, especially for a film that's widely available on a streaming service, I am more than a little intrigued. A grand total of 5 people had rated Edward L Cahn's The Clown and the Kid before I got to it, thereby qualifying it as obscure enough to watch despite the fact that neither clowns nor boys are ordinarily my thing. On the surface, the film sounded syrupy and maudlin to cringe-inducing proportions. And I knew the extreme low budget-ness was not going to help matters. But Cahn beat my low expectations yet again with his simple, uncluttered storytelling and resourcefulness. Even though the movie does indeed brim with sentimentality, the director delivers an enjoyable, innocent, sincere drama that beats the heck out of any live-action stuff of a similar vein that Disney would do in the 60's. Michael McGreevey, who would later co-star in a lot of Disney television and movies, plays the titular kid, Shawn. Don Keefer, who plays Shawn's dad, is the early incarnation of Moko the clown. At the start of the film, Shawn and Moko are performing a sort of clown and pony show at a carnival when Shawn's dad decides to move to Texas due to his failing health so that Shawn can attend the same orphanage where clown/dad was raised. We know dad is not long for this world when his nitroglycerin pills make an early appearance. In 60's movie and TV convention, when you see the heart meds come out, the character taking them will be gone within three scenes one way or another. Moko-dad, who undoubtedly understood this rule, makes some early check-out preparations with Shawn while on their drive to Texas. This scene, which is certainly manipulative, never comes off as cloying even when Shawn asks permission to cry. A lot of the credit goes to the veteran character actor Keefer for his good sense of timing and ability to steer the scene emotionally. But the real star of the film, John Lupton, shows up only after Moko-dad has shaken off his mortal coil. In an interesting twist, Lupton plays escaped convict, "Pete", who stumbles onto Shawn and soon-to-be-discovered-dead dad when he tries to steal some food from their camp. Pete gently cons Shawn into accompanying him the rest of the way to Texas and father-son friendship ensues. Pete assumes the Moko role, more out of self-preservation than design, and he and Shawn seek out employment on the way to the orphanage. A female amusement park owner eventually enters the picture and there are kindly nuns plus a smart horse as well. It all sounds gag-inducingly sweet, I know, but Cahn keeps it from going outright schmaltzy and Lupton never panders with his performance. Lupton, like Keefer, was a journeyman TV and movie character actor with a substantial amount of experience. I was recently very impressed by him in Mark Stevens'  1957 underrated western Gun Fever in which he played a tubercular gunfighter turned miner who harbors a dark past. In The Clown and the Kid both Lupton and Cahn are better than the movie they are working on, yet neither uses it as an excuse to phone in their work. Maybe that's what I admire most about Cahn, despite having cheap tools and inferior material he still takes the job seriously and delivers an adequate product.

Score: 5.75/10